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Nigdy nie przepadałam za piaskownicami.
Nie dość, że chora wyobraźnia podpowiadała mi, że w nocy koty urządzają tam zbiorową srajnię, to na dodatek w dzień samice człowieka urządzają tam zbiorową histerię.
Nigdy nie byłam dobra w opowiadaniu jakiego koloru jest kupa mojego dziecka, bo raczej to był obraz, który jak najszybciej chciałam wymazać z pamięci.
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Te wszystkie chórem achy i echy jak tylko, któraś powiedziała coś szokującego… nie dla mnie.
„Mam na imię Karolina i karmię dziecko jedzeniem ze słoiczków…”
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Jesteśmy z Tobą Karolina!
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Brawo Żaneta!
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Nie karmię piersią – Egoistka !
No nie kurwa – dziękuję postoję.
Najlepiej za płotem, albo przynajmniej tyłem do nich.
No przecież wiemy – i ja i one, że nie mamy wspólnych tematów.
One kochają swoje dzieci, a ja… swoje „hoduję” 😉
I te „rady”
To zrób tak, a to śmak.
W to ubieraj, tego unikaj..
No chyba nie chcesz mi powiedzieć, że ,…
Świetokurwajebliwe.
Wpierdalaczki podwórkowe.
Madkidobrarada OnicNiePytane
Najlepsze
Jedyne.
W sandałach pełnych piasku prosto do raju bram…
Dlatego kiedy mama moja osobista wparowała czerwona na twarzy do domu, ciągnąc piłki, wiaderka, grabki i łopatkę, a na końcu łopatki Lady Pampers i od drzwi powiedziała, że nigdy więcej nie wróci na plac zabaw, czułam w kościach, że będzie wesoło 😀
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– Ty sobie wyobraź, że na tym placu zabaw jest taka baba…
yhyyy
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No i ja Lady Pampers wsadzam na ślizgawkę i puszczam,
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Ona się cieszy, ja się cieszę..
„Niech Pani jej nie trzyma. niech sama spróbuje!”
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yhyyy
” Dziecko to trzeba do samodzielności zachęcać!”
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No i nie wytrzymałam!
Ty wiesz.
Odwróciłam się i pytam?
– A pani też taka samodzielna od dziecka ?
– Oczywiście!
– No to chyba jednak szkodzi, bo musiała pani nieraz spaść z wysoka, bo pierdoli pani jak potłuczona.
A myślałam przez pół życia, że mistrza ciętej riposty odziedziczyłam po ojcu 😀
Od jutra znowu ja chodzę do piaskownicy 😀
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    is added I get four emails with the same comment. Is there a way you can remove me from that service?
    Thank you!